From my own twisted mind:
- You would rather get a new computer chair than ANYthing fun for the house, car, or your kids.
- Your keyboard has more macro functions than letters and numbers.
- In order to get to sleep, you mentally go to your Start Menu and select Shut Down (Install Updates and Shut Down, if available).
- Your cell phone and PDA calendars are more up-to-date than your last meal is old.
- Your wife calls you when she gets a 404 error on the Internet because you should be able to fix it.