I’m a tad late on the Friday Funny, or we can call this one Wacky for my Wednesday post. Nothing funny crossed my desk until this from a dear friend:
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf – always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!
What is going on with this trend of people in sensitive positions “leaking” to the press whatever they feel like for any number of reasons? Not a week, and sometimes a day, passes without a big to semi-huge news story about the administration, the war, the situation within a major corporation, or an industry being pushed by the media with all kinds of unsubstantiated “facts” that were passed on anonymously?
